Justin Childress is a graphic designer in Dallas, Texas. He spends his time mulling over things, hanging out with his wife, and keeping track of his infant triplets. He avoids TV, rides his bike to work, and loves soccer. He wants to have a nice-looking yard but will probably never have time for one. His ambitions are to learn to roast coffee and sleep for more than 4 hours a night, someday. He owns three Volkswagens.