Once sophisticated, suave, handsome, even HUMAN, and yet ever-so-incredibly incredibly boring, our fearless protagonist once made the mistake of waking his author in the middle of the night and refusing to let him sleep until addressing the latter issue. He now cruises the vast reaches of space and time as an eight foot tall, doggerel speaking, saxophone playing, snarf-weed snuffing, pseudo-sentient Aardvark from Epsilon Eridani Prime. He is now Captain Belchfire, and he is many other things, bu