Description. Let's see... 500 characters max. God, describe myself in 500 characters or less. Hmmm. Let's see... Yeah. I got nothin'. Do you want a philosophical description or a literal description? And if literal, how literal? Because I don't want it to be too literal, like you could spot me from a line-up or something. Actually, if I were to be literal, you probably still couldn't spot me in a line-up. I'm pretty common. So, philosophical it is. Ah, damn, out of characters!