I’m Brandon and welcome to my little corner of the internet! I became curious about technology decades ago after accidentally downloading a virus on my father’s computer, and I’ve never stopped learning about it since then. These days: I’m a NYC-based software engineer at Two Sigma, a quantitative hedge fund. You can check out my CV here if desired, though I’m currently off the market. Outside of coding: I’m probably lockpicking, losing Inn Challenges in DragonFable, reading the Swor