This is not a self-discovery blog and I am not here to help you find your soul in an overpriced hotel room that smells like industrial bleach and failed expectations. I am a travel agent who provides blunt reviews on food and media while I figure out the best way to drag you out of the house before you medically merge with your couch. I provide the facts on travel and the occasional rant about the universe because I have seen far too much to start lying to strangers for a commission. Whether you